I heard we made out
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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