just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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