So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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