i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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