Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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