i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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