my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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