Whod you bang
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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