i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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