I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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