Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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