your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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