why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You were trust falling into bushes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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