is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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