if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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