In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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