At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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