I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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