Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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