no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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