i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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