Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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