well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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