Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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