Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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