my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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