We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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