Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize