Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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