I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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