where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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