did you get engaged???
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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