Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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