i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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