Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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