idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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