i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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