I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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