I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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