im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I can't put those talents on a resume
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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