he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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