Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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