Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
did i walk over a car last night?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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