Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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