She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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