Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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