I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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