Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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