I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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