I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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